On Behalf of the Responsible Voices in My Head

So I’m trying to get earthquake-prepared which I think part of me is motivated less by the fear of a possible earthquake and more of a possible end-of-the-world scenario. Don’t ask me what that might look like or how many of the voices in my head actually agree on how that narrative could go. Just don’t get me started.

But this ends up making me wonder: if it is the end of the world, what should I be preparing?

All I know is that I have been racking up a boatload of water. Like the opposite of Noah’s situation. ‘Cause I think it’s not death that freaks me out as much as being thirsty while I’m waiting.