Saturday, September 19, 2009

Our TV is Digging Itself a Hole in Our Backyard

Saturday morning. Our massive, big screen TV in the living room is slowly dying which is breaking my heart. You realize how attached you get to things after they start packing their bags and showing you the tickets of places their going to be traveling in the world. We had so many good times!! Don't leave!!!

I still watch a little Fox News for the political commentary but it looks as though everyone I’m seeing has just crawled out of a pool of a highly toxic pink jello. On a Saturday morning coffee high, this only increases the levels of paranoia one can experience.

I start to feel a sneaking suspicion that liberals may have something to do with the fact that O’Reilly looks like his hair is playfully on fire.

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